after a line by stand-up comedian
Now I get it!
Posted by Blondie on 10/9/2010 11:29:55 PM
Now I get it!
Posted by Blondie on 10/9/2010 11:30:05 PM
I like to think that's not a cigar, but instead a giant robot jay.
Posted by Hi on 10/9/2010 11:41:54 PM
I don't get it...
Posted by Miello on 10/10/2010 12:17:48 AM
That sonofabitch stole my material! I mean beep boop beep grrerrr
Posted by C3P0 on 10/10/2010 12:29:57 AM
"I like to think that's not a cigar, but instead a giant robot jay." Ya, druggies tend to think that way.
Posted by Purity Riot on 10/10/2010 12:51:14 AM
purity riot i think youre the third person the robot is talking about
Posted by not purity riot on 10/10/2010 1:20:58 AM
not purity riot is a genius
Posted by not not purity riot on 10/10/2010 2:21:56 AM
I so want that first panel on a tee shirt.
Posted by consumer bot on 10/10/2010 3:17:26 AM
I cant believe that some people don't get it. its that main structure for every ethnic joke. dumbasses
Posted by anonymous on 10/10/2010 3:45:34 AM
I get that it's a joke format deconstructed, but I don't get why anyone finds it funny or in anyway worthwhile.
Posted by anonymous on 10/10/2010 4:02:05 AM
Robots making ethnic jokes on 10/10/10? so this is how it begins.....
Posted by anonymous on 10/10/2010 5:22:46 AM
?? I didn't get the point :(
Posted by Joan on 10/10/2010 5:36:21 AM
Posted by raul on 10/10/2010 10:52:57 AM
Some of my best friends are from that third ethnic group. They embarrass me all the time.
Posted by Zeke Krahlin on 10/10/2010 1:50:18 PM
Take my wifebot, please!
Posted by Zeke Krahlin on 10/10/2010 1:53:45 PM
This is who I thought: 1+2 = African + Indian 3 = China OK now I get the joke! LOL
Posted by South African on 10/10/2010 4:28:11 PM
I totally get it! It's so funny! The robot, in it's supposed monotone, is basically ridiculing the human format for comedy and how wonderfully dumb we love to be with our humor! Go Robots!
Posted by Holy Crap its a Robot on 10/10/2010 10:25:52 PM
Kandy Blevins smells like a shoe.
Posted by buttfucker on 10/11/2010 1:03:07 PM
This hoke is so KOSHER
Posted by jew on 10/11/2010 2:45:57 PM
OI, you mean this JOKE is so kosher.
Posted by smarter jew on 10/11/2010 2:46:23 PM
well played smarter jew
Posted by props to you on 10/11/2010 6:31:37 PM
not funny, as yes i get it
Posted by stu on 10/11/2010 8:05:17 PM
Robots making ethnic jokes on 10/10/10? so this is how it begins..... ahahahaha and it is funny just for the fact that its making fun of humans. get it.
Posted by bahumbug on 10/11/2010 8:29:35 PM
Posted by crizzo on 10/12/2010 9:36:39 AM
And your mother too.
Posted by Not not not purity riot on 10/12/2010 11:02:21 AM
Sadly, I laughed at the end
Posted by anonymous on 10/12/2010 11:40:08 AM
Posted by james roach on 10/12/2010 11:50:23 PM
haha druggie? purity riot why dont you crawl out of your moms vagina and realize this is the 21st century
Posted by yesseris on 10/13/2010 6:36:58 PM
This Robot is definitely non-PC! Apple-ling fer sure!
Posted by xombius on 10/13/2010 8:14:10 PM
holy shit! its a talking robot!
Posted by the other guy on 10/13/2010 11:11:24 PM
lighten up you morons
Posted by anonymous on 10/15/2010 1:38:11 PM
Posted by nunya fuggin bidness on 10/15/2010 3:40:55 PM
Dude I still don't get it
Posted by ALittleSlow on 10/16/2010 2:02:22 PM
purity riot, thats exactly how stuck up, miserable self loathing closed minded nazi pricks tend to think. Remove the stick from your ass and lighten up a bit and you could enjoy life SO much more....
Posted by Purity riots killer on 10/16/2010 8:58:45 PM
I didn't get that it's an ethnic joke deconstructed. I thought it was a statement on racism and overgeneralization, but I suppose that's because there's a stick up my ass. Some people enjoy looking beyond the surface. I'm not at all opposed to Purity Riot's comment because I live with someone who's constantly thinking about drugs and it can be very upsetting, especially since my mom is in chronic pain and my brother just sits around a mooches off of her. I won't make a generalization about druggies, but I found that guy's comment about the "jay" annoying. Play nice. Everyone's got an opinion, and no one's is superior to another. And ... people who really ENJOY life don't feel the need to call other people long strings of insulting words. Seriously, you could probably just go smoke out your anger instead of taking it out on someone on the internet. You seemed to imply that you see marijuana as something that is all right in your book, so do us a favor and go use it. Don't treat your mom like crap, though - little brother could find an issue with that.
Posted by Lil on 10/16/2010 10:36:42 PM
Posted by underexposed on 10/18/2010 6:09:32 AM
Holy shit guys! I'm so fried and I just think that you guys are fucking hilarious!
Posted by Damian on 10/18/2010 2:38:13 PM
i believe the answer to the question is logicaly Q! haha
Posted by anonymous on 10/18/2010 8:51:58 PM
no hi its nota jay but it is an epic blunt
Posted by im with hi on 10/19/2010 2:27:17 AM
didnt get it...
Posted by jay jay on 10/20/2010 4:31:12 PM
To the people who don't get the joke/ do understand the joke but don't understand why anyone would find that funny: choke yourselves.
Posted by GG on 10/21/2010 12:27:31 AM
I get it, my problem is that i cant comprehend not understanding it. I don't see myself as smart, I'm the standard of my life, everyone else just seems dumb. Maybe I feel this way because that ignorant trailer trash Maury show just came on. I've never changed the channel faster... or it could be that I'm high?... both:) I don't believe the post were the "stoners" violently deffending that the obvious cigar looks like a jay. First of all, there is a sticker on the CIGAR.Next, stones don't get violent, especially over dumb crap......Thats how you do a high post! Stumbleupon.com
Posted by WHY on 10/22/2010 3:27:57 AM
It IS about RACISM!
Posted by fuzzyslippers on 10/22/2010 4:13:39 AM
Purity Riots killer loses the argument for mentioning the nazis... Maybe this comment thing should be locked before all the trolls, tools and grammar nazis come along
Posted by Anonymous troll? on 10/22/2010 8:18:16 PM
my god, my god, my eyes, why did i read these comments.
Posted by Charlotte on 10/23/2010 1:33:58 PM
I smoke weed everyday and never talk about it. That's a robo-joint if I ever seen one. You're all fake and gay.
Posted by Everyday trollin' on 10/24/2010 7:32:30 PM
*rolls eyes* I don't see why people take so much offense to the word druggie. Druggie, a person who uses or partakes in drugs. If you smoke pot, you fit the definition, and are a druggie. What is offensive about that? It'd be like me getting upset if someone called me north american, because I'm from Canada.
Posted by Purity_Riot on 10/24/2010 8:21:05 PM
blah double post.
Posted by Purity_Riot on 10/24/2010 8:21:13 PM
Doesn't make sense and I'm a writer for Comedy Central.
Posted by anonymous on 10/25/2010 10:54:24 PM
I'll assume that the third human's ethnicity is female, and probably on her period too.
Posted by Pinguino Por Favor on 10/26/2010 1:36:17 AM
Its funny that this thread garnered any comments at all. Also, I got the joke, but meta-humor isn't funny to me unless it's self-referential as well.
Posted by get out my head on 10/26/2010 3:03:04 AM
you write for comedy central... that's why it dont make sense
Posted by MCheshpants420 on 10/26/2010 4:21:25 AM
you write for comedy central... that's why it dont make sense
Posted by MCheshpants420 on 10/26/2010 4:24:43 AM
Posted by anonymous on 10/26/2010 10:20:30 AM
Posted by 4d13 on 10/26/2010 10:47:14 AM
Ignore robot captions and go straight to the comment thread; it's a doozy!
Posted by frontbutt on 10/29/2010 4:09:43 PM
Reminds me of the joke crackin' robot in Heartbeeps!! :P
Posted by Casey on 10/31/2010 11:22:30 PM
can someone actually explain this thanks !
Posted by byrd on 11/1/2010 8:02:43 PM
MORE ROBOT COMEDIAN!
Posted by BYAH! on 11/1/2010 9:29:25 PM
Two black robots walk into a bar, and a white one rolls in on wheels behind them. The white one obviously can't dance. Everyone laughs in monotone.
Posted by anonymous II on 11/1/2010 10:24:55 PM
Ima kick his shiny metal ass for stealing my cigar
Posted by Bender on 11/4/2010 11:56:17 AM
Try: three blokes walk into a pub. one of them is a little bit stupid. and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.
Posted by monkey23 on 11/8/2010 5:43:34 PM
The only good that has come out of Comedy Central is Strangers With Candy.
Posted by togarash on 11/9/2010 3:28:34 AM
I still dont get it.. and im asian..
Posted by shapewear on 11/9/2010 8:07:52 AM
"I still dont get it.. and im asian.." You're error, therefore, embarrass your whole ethnic group.
Posted by anonymous on 11/9/2010 2:47:03 PM
I LOVE STUMBLE, BUT THIS WHOLE ROBOT CRAP IS A WASTE OF TIME
Posted by dyelaffin on 11/9/2010 5:09:51 PM
"Ya, druggies tend to think that way." ya, boring idiots tend to think that way. sorry, was that somewhat ignorant of me?
Posted by zanz on 11/10/2010 5:43:01 AM
to the people that don't get it.... really..........? you seriously don't get it?. wow. to the people arguing.... BAHAHAHAHAHA. get a life
Posted by bobaganoosh on 11/14/2010 11:02:51 PM
My eyes are bleeding now... thanx stumble!
Posted by Why didn't I stop reading? on 11/22/2010 3:49:30 PM
Are you all on drugs? I mean, I very seldom smoke pot, but when I do, I tend to find EVERYTHING/ANYTHING funny. BUT THIS IS NOT A JOKE, THIS ISN'T EVEN CLOSE TO BEING A JOKE, IT IS NOT FUNNY AT ALL. It's something I would have found funny 25 years ago, back in the kindergarden! Then again, back then I would find that a fly hitting a concrete pole while telling another fly to be carefull not to hit a pole, funny. I mean, not even british humor can't be THAT UNFUNNY (no ofense, guys!)! Thank you, Stumble, for wasteing my time! At least I had nothing better to do for the moment, so I posted this. Someone had to get the courage to write that IT IS NOT A JOKE, IT IS CRAP, WITH NO HUMOR AT ALL!
Posted by Idiot on 11/28/2010 10:03:17 AM
ok so we have a robot the only beings in the universe other than vulcans designed to be purely logical and analytical. if you were to tell this robot a racist joke it would analyse what you said into the terms we have just read above thinking logically knowing that it was a joke and suppose to bring humor to the situation he would then repeat it at an awkward moment in time the joke its self is clearly not funny its what unsaid that brings the humor into this page. but for the common folk if a drew an anvil above his head moving closer in every fram ending it all off with a crushed robot im sure that would make more senseto you. also i would like to note that by analyse the main story plot of a racist joke you realize that the person telling the joke also fits into the charachter slot of that 3rd human. irony is always funny.
Posted by KamiKazi on 11/28/2010 4:17:54 PM
The robot, he's making fun of human humor lol the fact that every joke that starts with so these three guys walk into a bar, happens to have the same comedic plot set to racial variances lol we are so redundant
Posted by sumgirlsumwhere on 11/29/2010 4:51:11 AM
what the hell is wrong with all you people?
Posted by Shelly on 12/2/2010 6:55:26 PM
Seriously? Its an anti-joke. Its supposed to be so stupid its funny. How do you not get this?
Posted by OmfgReally? on 12/27/2010 7:17:19 PM
This is so stupid. People who are offended by racist jokes need to grow up a little. People get offended way too easily. Shesh... whoever created this is obviously butt-hurt and sensitive.
Posted by James on 1/24/2011 5:20:48 PM
And this is obviously a poke at people who spread racist jokes around for those of you who are not intelligent enough to see it.
Posted by James on 1/24/2011 5:21:56 PM
It is not a direct joke but a statement showing how judgmental and ignorant people are. Some people do idiotic things and their social group, ethnic group, friend group, or other parties related to them are shunned because of their ability to no be such a butthole. However, the statement does have humor. Only certain types of people would get it. People WITH logic may be more apt to find it amusing while pompous humans read it think "Oh there is no direct racism, sex, drugs, or bagging on mentally ill so therefore, it must not be funny." It is not "laugh out loud" worthy but has potential to make a point. So, keep in smokin' that hooka and just think of it as the most retarded and irrelevant "joke" you have ever stumbled upon.
Posted by urmom on 4/27/2011 2:55:32 PM
Thank you PONDERabout.com for giving me something to ->PONDER<- That is to sum up what the heck the point of this comic strip is. It is simply to PONDER about and perhaps change your attitude toward assumtions.
Posted by urmom on 4/27/2011 3:00:55 PM
Ha, this made me lawl. I love pot and robots.
Posted by Inquisitive on 5/7/2011 1:27:52 AM
Never, never, never, NEVER explain........
Posted by suze on 5/18/2011 6:24:11 PM
I LOL'd ... but I like good parody. Maybe one has to be (gasp!) over 30 to appreciate it, because these dumb ethnic bar jokes used to be the standard.
Posted by hazel on 6/15/2011 2:12:44 PM
no, you dont have to be over 30, im 16 and i LOL'd as well
Posted by grey grotke on 6/29/2011 7:46:04 PM
LOL you r all morons dont you guys get it? Its funny beacuse the robot is smoking a ciggarette LOL!! its funny beacuse robots dont smoke in real life!!
Posted by TheJason on 7/4/2011 4:28:20 AM
Three people that don't understand this joke walk into a bar. Aboloutely nothing of any comedic value happens to their knowledge, however they still feel the need to pass comment on it.
Posted by subtlehint on 7/18/2011 12:40:53 PM
"Supercollider? I just met her! ... And then they built the supercollider."
Posted by Doug on 9/6/2011 7:13:44 PM
Never knew robots were comical. Gonna go smoke a jay now guyz! Give me a second to find my papers... You guys are all assholes for realz! Up yours If you comment on dis :) Never again will robots be funnier! Gonna have to say nay no to racist. Let me know what y'all think tho. You just can't seriously believe I'm Down for bashing this funny ass comic! Never knew I'd be this stoned... Gonna need a snack I guess I'll Run out and grab some munchies Around the corner from my house And pick up something to drink or a Desert maybe? Did I spell that right? You gotta be dumb not to get this joke. Never say never. Gonna go comment something else or Make a Sammich and some drank! You think that's racist? Cry me a river...fucking lames! You Never know what I'll say next. I'm Gonna make this super ass long and Say whatever I want on here... Goodbye is not coming ever I will Never leave this comment box! I'm Gonna keep typing until I have to shit. Tell me you thought that was coming? A real bitch knows what's up and don't Lie to make robot friends. And another thing if you were ever Hurt by this just remember one thing: You have just been Rick Rolled bitches. I'm out!
Posted by Koolaid:) on 9/29/2011 11:32:05 PM
Oh I meant to say read 1st word in each sentence too boo trolllllll Lawlz
Posted by Koolaid:) on 9/29/2011 11:33:20 PM
Hazel, I bet you've never been to an ethnic bar in your life.
Posted by pastol on 10/17/2011 5:35:27 PM
these comments are awesome, too bad i'm a year late
Posted by lb on 12/19/2011 5:36:12 PM
3 robots walk into a bar and the bartender says "What is this, some kinda joke?"
Posted by phunny on 12/25/2011 2:55:34 AM
Seriously, a robot with emotion?
Posted by Really? on 5/31/2012 1:08:44 AM
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